2:33 pm  •  12 February 2010

Is it wrong that I am kind of enjoying this “My Life as Liz” show on mtv?

9:49 am  •  24 January 2010

I want 1/8 of this kids talent.

8:58 pm  •  11 January 2010  •  1 note

I own two guitars now (electric and classical). That doubles the chance that I can get a random broad to swallow my load.

5:40 pm  •  11 January 2010

fmylife:

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

5:30 pm  •  8 January 2010

The Shake Weight! Now for homosexuals!

5:27 pm  •  8 January 2010

I just saw a commercial for Activia Light. Sucks for all the constipated old broads who have been eating normal Activia for all this time thinking they were being healthy, little did they know their smooth move yogurt was actually heavy.

5:22 pm  •  8 January 2010

Clipse - All Eyes on Me ft. Keri Hilson

1:48 pm  •  7 January 2010

Some serious BS here.

1:42 pm  •  7 January 2010  •  2 notes

I was really hoping one of my Italian friends would pull through and secure some tickets to the porn convention this weekend. I guess I’ll just walk around the Venetian with sunglasses on and be one of the many creepers there.

8:27 am  •  7 January 2010