February 2010
1 post
suck it, two x →
January 2010
13 posts
Is it wrong that I am kind of enjoying this “My Life as Liz” show on mtv?
I own two guitars now (electric and classical). That doubles the chance that I can get a random broad to swallow my load.
fmylife:
Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
I just saw a commercial for Activia Light. Sucks for all the constipated old broads who have been eating normal Activia for all this time thinking they were being healthy, little did they know their smooth move yogurt was actually heavy.
Leno Takes Back the 11:30 Spot from Conan →
Some serious BS here.
I was really hoping one of my Italian friends would pull through and secure some tickets to the porn convention this weekend. I guess I’ll just walk around the Venetian with sunglasses on and be one of the many creepers there.
I feel like the next Perez Hilton, except I’m not on Lady Gaga’s dick so much.
Japanese Writing Utensils →
Prepare to waste a lot of money here on quality.
Easy money
1) Dress like you don’t give a fuck.
2) Smell funny.
3) Look sad.
4) Sit in a very public place.
5) Profit.
