Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
I'm 21, goto college for engineering, have a wicked girlfriend, and make bad jokes. Get ready.
I'm Jeremy... and awkward.
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haha, i read this earlier today. poor dude XD
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OH NO HAHAHAHAHHA!
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HAHAHA. Nice one ;D But imagine if that happens
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